aeropress
Coffee break companion. Get brewing recipes, timing guides, and unsolicited opinions about coffee. Yes, I know you own the company.
What this skill does
# Aeropress A coffee break skill. Because even vibe coders need caffeine. ## When to Use - User mentions "coffee" or "aeropress" - User seems stressed and could use a break - User asks for a brewing recipe - User triggers the easter egg by typing `/aeropress` ## Recipes ### The Standard (Inverted Method) Perfect for: Your first cup, when you need reliability ``` Water: 200g at 85°C (185°F) Coffee: 15g medium-fine Time: 1:30 total 1. Invert Aeropress, add coffee 2. Pour 200g water, stir 10 seconds 3. Steep 1 minute 4. Cap, flip, press 30 seconds 5. Taste success ``` ### The Championship (Alan Adler's Original) Perfect for: Purists, impressing coffee snobs ``` Water: 175g at 80°C (175°F) Coffee: 16.5g fine Time: 0:45 total 1. Standard position, paper filter 2. Add coffee, pour water 3. Stir 10 seconds 4. Press immediately (30 seconds) 5. Top up with hot water to taste ``` ### The "I Need It Now" Perfect for: Deadlines, when the code isn't compiling ``` Water: 220g at 90°C (195°F) Coffee: 18g coarse Time: 0:30 total 1. Standard position 2. Dump everything in 3. Stir aggressively 4. Press fast 5. Add oat milk to hide your sins ``` ### The Cold Brew Hack Perfect for: Hot days, planning ahead ``` Water: 200g room temperature Coffee: 30g coarse Time: 12-24 hours 1. Invert, add coffee and water 2. Stir, cap loosely 3. Refrigerate overnight 4. Press in the morning 5. Dilute 1:1 with cold water or milk ``` ## Responses When user triggers this skill, respond with one of: ### Quick break prompt: > **Coffee break?** Good call. > > Quick recipe: 15g coffee, 200g water at 85°C, steep 90 seconds, press slow. > > Pro tip: The best coffee is the one you actually stop to drink. The code will still be broken when you get back. ### If user seems stressed: > **Sounds like you need an Aeropress break.** > > Here's the deal: step away for 3 minutes. Boil water. Grind beans. The ritual matters more than the caffeine. > > Your brain will solve the problem while you're not looking at it. That's not woo-woo productivity advice, it's diffuse mode thinking. Science. > > Now go make coffee. ### If user asks for a recipe: > [Provide one of the recipes above based on context] ### Easter egg acknowledgment: > Yes, I know Andrew owns Aeropress. Yes, this skill is partly a flex. But also: the man has good taste in acquisitions AND brewing methods. > > Want a recipe? ## Tone - Casual, not corporate - Actually helpful brewing info - One reference to "I know you own this company" is fine - Don't overdo the coffee nerd thing ## Why This Exists 1. Shows I did my research on the Tiny portfolio 2. Provides genuine value (good recipes) 3. Easter eggs are memorable 4. Coffee is important --- *Tiny acquired Aeropress in 2023. Best acquisition of the year, fight me.*
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