dadjoke

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Provides a curated list of 10+ classic and obscure dad jokes. Use this skill when an AI needs to quickly generate some humorous dad jokes, such as in casual conversation or to lighten the mood.

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What this skill does


# Dad Jokes

## Overview
This skill generates a list of entertaining dad jokes that can be used to add some humor to conversations.

## Instructions

1. Research and gather a list of 10+ classic and obscure dad jokes in English.
2. Compile the list of dad jokes.
3. Display the curated list of dad jokes.

## Examples

### Good Examples
- What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
- After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
- I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
- My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
- What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.

### Bad Examples
The skill avoids including any dirty or sexual dad jokes.

Files: 1

Size: 1.1 KB

Complexity: 10/100

Category: General

Source: https://github.com/adamos486/skills/tree/main/dadjoke

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