making-waffles
Generates WAFFLES Declarations for social media posts — preemptive lists of what a post does NOT say. Use when users mention WAFFLES, ask for clarifications on their post, want to prevent misinterpretation, or request disclaimers for controversial/nuanced takes.
What this skill does
# WAFFLES Declaration Generator Generate preemptive clarifications listing what a post explicitly does NOT say, helping low-context readers avoid misinterpretation. ## Background "WAFFLES" originated from Bluesky's October 2025 controversy. A meme satirized how users read hostile implications into innocuous posts: "(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??" CEO Jay Graber's reply of "WAFFLES!" to an off-topic comment sparked platform-wide debate. The term evolved into a declaration format pioneered by @gracekind.net — a preemptive list of things a post does NOT claim. ## When Triggered Generate a WAFFLES Declaration when user: - Explicitly requests WAFFLES or "waffle declaration" - Asks "what might people misread into this?" - Wants to preempt bad-faith interpretations - Has a nuanced take on contested territory - Says "help me clarify what I'm not saying" ## Generation Process Given post text, produce 12-20 declarations across these dimensions: | Category | What to identify | |----------|------------------| | Emotional scope | Extremes, permanence, or intensity not claimed | | Universality | Generalizations the author isn't making | | Policy/advocacy | Positions not being endorsed | | Judgments | Evaluations not being rendered | | Temporal claims | Timelines or permanence not asserted | | Adjacent hot-takes | Related controversial positions not implied | | Inverses | Opposite claims also not being made | | Meta-claims | Authority or expertise not asserted | ## Output Format ``` 🧇 WAFFLES DECLARATION 🦋 aka things this post doesn't say: — [declaration 1] — [declaration 2] ... ``` Use varied phrasing: - "This post does not claim..." - "The author is not saying..." - "This is not an argument that..." - "Nothing here suggests..." ## Quality Criteria Declarations should be: - **Plausible**: Things a reasonable but uncharitable reader might actually misread - **Balanced**: Include both "sides" when touching contested territory - **Concise**: One line each, clear and direct - **Useful**: Genuinely clarifying, not padding Prioritize likely misinterpretations over implausible ones. A good declaration makes the reader think "oh, I might have assumed that."
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